Top 5 Things to Do In Pittsburgh

By Joemack, Complete Failure

5. Go to The Smiling Moose by yourself. Drink, stare, and pretend like you’re not lonely.

4. Browse the used bin at Eide’s Entertainment. Act important and frustrated at the lack of selection.

3. Wander aimlessly around Downtown and South Side.

2. Go to the 31st Street Pub and hopefully not catch another psychobilly show.

1. Visit me and have me show you my secret bar: Shooters in Mckees Rocks, PA,  just outside downtown Pittsburgh. I love that place… Dollar everything!

6 Responses to “Top 5 Things to Do In Pittsburgh”

  1. Chris D. Says:

    No mention of Primanti Brothers? Bummer.

  2. nick Says:

    That’s true. This list could definitely use some french fries and cole slaw piled on top of it.

  3. dhd Says:

    But have you taken a shot at Shooters? Did you score every time?

    You’d have a much better time at Wicked Discs and Gooski’s in my opinion.

  4. dhd Says:

    Unless, that is, you happen to go to the Moose on METAL NIGHT!!!

  5. catsaremetal Says:

    Hey Joe, never forget that fun night @ Kuma’s while you were in Chicago. ;]

    -Carm

  6. sweatloaf Says:

    So, this is top 5 things to NOT do?

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