Top 5 Things to Do In Pittsburgh
By Joemack, Complete Failure

5. Go to The Smiling Moose by yourself. Drink, stare, and pretend like you’re not lonely.
4. Browse the used bin at Eide’s Entertainment. Act important and frustrated at the lack of selection.
3. Wander aimlessly around Downtown and South Side.
2. Go to the 31st Street Pub and hopefully not catch another psychobilly show.
1. Visit me and have me show you my secret bar: Shooters in Mckees Rocks, PA, just outside downtown Pittsburgh. I love that place… Dollar everything!


May 15th, 2008 at 10:11 am
No mention of Primanti Brothers? Bummer.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:18 am
That’s true. This list could definitely use some french fries and cole slaw piled on top of it.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
But have you taken a shot at Shooters? Did you score every time?
You’d have a much better time at Wicked Discs and Gooski’s in my opinion.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Unless, that is, you happen to go to the Moose on METAL NIGHT!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Hey Joe, never forget that fun night @ Kuma’s while you were in Chicago. ;]
-Carm
May 26th, 2008 at 11:19 am
So, this is top 5 things to NOT do?