Madonna Burns Up The Fretboard
There’s more to Madonna than meets the eye. Or ear. Then again, aforementioned sentence and sentence fragment are stating the obvious. Apparently, Mrs. Ciccone Ritchie, at the ripe age of 50, has decided yet again to shake things up. No, she’s not starring in Still Desperately Seeking Susan or green lighting the release of an x-rated version of Body of Evidence. Madge is getting metal. Wha..Whaa…Whaat? The ‘Queen of Pop’ likes her distortion, power chords, and aggression. Check out this clip of a metalized version of hit single “Hung Up,” replete with a surprise riff at the 6:19 mark.
Can you guess the band and the song she’s aping at the 6:19 mark? Madonna might know it.
And before all you Deci-posters cry ‘sell out!’ just remember Madonna’s net worth is around 600 million bucks. It’s probably more appropriate to cry ‘sell in!’ Oh, and here is Her Majesty again slingin’ it like a meshuggener.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
is it deftones? i don’t know.. but i guess you gotta give it to the old bitch. she tried.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
A new level? of confidence! and power! holy fuckin shit! I seriously got goosebumps
May 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
The Pantera bit was totally unexpected. Weird.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
i wish i could be that guitar
May 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Pantera ain’t about no trendy piece of old pussy, y’all, this weak-ass shit and trendy fuckin’ garbage is bullshit, y’all. Old bitch want to go all Dimebag on us all, y’all, what the fuck? The bitch wants to play somethin’ heavy, the bitch should break out some Superjoint, y’all cuz that’s the shit, y’all.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
It was a good effort, poster above me mimicking Phil Anselmo.
I saw a Madonna video playing on a bunch of big TV screens in Target–how can someone be worth 600 million and still be so worthless??
May 14th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Ahh, all these weak-ass trends & pussywhipped fuckin’ ideas, fuck ‘em all.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:08 am
I’d swim in a pentagram-shaped pool naked. No prob.
I’m just waiting for the video to load.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:09 am
What the fuck?
Whoa.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
pantera was the trendiest and least necessary band of their generation. plus they fuckin’ sucked, too.
incidentally, i see some chicken mcnuggets in my not so distant future.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Now it would be 0dd-er to hear Madonna do the opening riff of Future Breed Machine.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
The guy from Prong plays in Madonna’s band (and also gave her lessons), so he might have had something to do with that.
May 15th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Madge rules.
May 16th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Invisible Oranges Says:
May 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
The guy from Prong plays in Madonna’s band (and also gave her lessons), so he might have had something to do with that.
Know what you’re right, I think I saw Tommy Victor in that video.
I find the youtube comments from the diehard Pantera fans very amusing.
May 18th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Actually, that would be one of Prong’s other guitarists, Monte Pittman, who is playing for Madge.
I find diehard Pantera fans very amusing.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:41 am
lord fuckin christ, i almost believed tommy victor played in madonna’s band. that would’ve been the hugest lollercauster since the actual holocaust.