When Forever Comes Creamy
Q: Would you classify this as a “metal” jar of peanut butter?
A: Peanut butter is as hardcore as it gets.
Q: Were any peanuts harmed in the production of this delicious product?
A: Thanks for your interest. Shut the fuck up!
Q: I’m interested in bidding on this item. But did Nate Newton also stick his fingers in this peanut butter? Someone on Lambgoat told me that he doesn’t wash after he wipes.
A: I can assure you that I watched Jacob Bannon dip his index and middle fingers into this very jar. There may be trace amounts of his saliva on the sides — what a deal! I can not be held responsible for what happened after the jar entered the pit.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 am
HAHAHA and someone actually big on it!
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:20 pm
1.Who the hell would even want this?
2. How do you even know if it is real?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:21 pm
and yes, when they are not playing blatantly metal riffs (see: Petitioning the Empty Sky, When Forever Comes Crashing) Converge are about as hardcore as it gets.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
peanut butter but breathing *fail*
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Wow.
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 am
It’s gone over $50
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:47 am
What the fuck?? $50+ dollars for something that could be completely faked??