Send in the Clowns

Mature SBM, 30, athletic build, seeking interested Juggalos and Juggalettes to appear in new snuff porno. I like my women like I like my shish kebob – on a motherfucking skewer! Likes: HIMSA, Hot Topic mallcore bands, your mom, John Carpenter flicks, the smell of burning flesh, your mom, cannibalism, tech 9s, your mom, Aesop’s fables, voyeurism, minor league hockey, Faygo pop, your mom. Follow my lead, because I rule this game…unlike that fat fuck Necro and his wack Psycho+Logical Records posse.



Sutter Kain, “Cannibal Ferox”

Mature SWM, 35, athletic build, inviting hot NYC bitches who like to suck dick to a special Passover seder/orgy. Staten Island hos step off! Likes: Nuclear Assault, death metal, UFOs, your mom, coprophilia, new-school Headbanger’s Ball, your mom, Hostess Ding-Dongs, Herschell Gordon Lewis, your mom, .44 magnums, comic books, hardcore gang vocals and gang rape, your mom. I’ll rip ya nuts off, because I rule this game…unlike that fat fuck Sutter Kain and his wack “Ghetto Metal” movement.



Ill Bill f/ Necro, “Chasing the Dragon”

One Response to “Send in the Clowns”

  1. albert Says:

    There’s an excellent chance that this gonna get me killed. Or, at the least, I’ll probably receive an email written in ALL CAPS.