KFC: Kvlt Fucking Chicken
Here’s hoping Wrest enters this totally fucking insane Kentucky Fried Chicken contest.
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March 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
This band totally slays those false metal poseurs Coq Roq!
March 11th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
The only name required for this song is “The Final Nail in the Coffin of Black Metal”.
March 11th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Carpathian Forest and Immortal must be contacting their lawyers by now…
March 11th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I named the song “The Supreme Necrotic Feathers Of The Chicken-Demon”, I’m too broke to buy Rock Band.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:22 am
Wow, is that actually a real band?
March 12th, 2008 at 9:00 am
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March 12th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Logical combination. What’s more grim and necro than a chickenabattoir?
March 12th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Anyone notice the name of the band is Hellvettica. Helvettica would be a font, however I wonder if that is a nod towards Helvete. As in Euronymous’ record store.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Uhhhhhh…
March 12th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
all i have to say is “it’s about time.”
March 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Ugh! It was bad enough there was that “Black Metal Fashion” write up last year and now this? I’m sure these marketing “geniuses” will move on to “emo” or something else. They’re always 10-15 behind the rest of us. Btw, KFC’s mashed potatoes & gravy has always tasted like someone ashed out their cigarette. So that’s sick & grim.
March 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
do they do chicken right?