Piltdown Boys
Just when you thought Obituary had the whole caveman stomp thing sewn up shut, along comes Goat the Head, a death metal quartet from Trondheim, Norway that dresses in loin cloths, wears ornamental animal skulls and plays songs with a distinctly Paleolithic viewpoint. Until Metal Hammer and Kerrang hype the fuck out of this and it gets picked up for distribution by The End or some similar label, don’t hold your breath for a release of the group’s full-length Simian Supremacy in America. The video for “Darwinian Minions” is a total hoot, though – at least until the music kicks in.